Mom Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1530774977
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It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. #Momlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care Other Information: Best Sellers Adult Coloring Books: The Secret Garden by Johanna Basford Lost Ocean by Johanna Basford Magical Jungle by Johanna Basford Enchanted Forest by Johanna Basford Calm the F Down by Sara O'hara Creative Haven Owls Coloring Book by Creative Haven Creative Haven Creative Cats Coloring Book by Dover Sweary Coloring Book Bestselling Top 100 Amazon Books: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo First 100 Words by Roger Priddy To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee Go Set a Watchman by Harper Lee When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi Me Before You by Jojo Moyes Adult Coloring Books by Coloring Books for Adults The Whole30 by Melissa Hartwig How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse by JJ Smith Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott The 5 Love Languages by Gary D Chapman Adult Coloring Book by Blue Star Coloring The Going-To-Bed Book by Sandra Boynton Pretty Happy by Kate Hudson Harry Potter Coloring Book by Scholastic If you like these books, you will love Mom Life: Moms on Call Toddlers are Aholes Go the F to Sleep What to Expect When You're Expecting
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Mom Life A Snarky Adult Coloring Book

Author : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1533270775
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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
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Nurse Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1533081964
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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS "Code Brown Does Not Mean Someone Brought Chocolates" ---The Snarky Mandala Nurses, you truly are angels in disguise. In the most trying times and stressful circumstances, you are compassionate, kind, wise, and patient beyond measure. But let's be real. All that self-sacrifice must give you daydreams of hijacking some gurneys and pushing each other straight to Mexico for vacation. Well, put back the gurneys and pick up this Coloring Book for Grown-Ups instead! With each page you color, feel the exhaustion and stress melt away like so many ocean waves and margaritas. Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
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Teacher Life

Author : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1533134065
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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS "Teaching is the Best Contraceptive in the World." ---The Snarky Mandala You've molded play dough and minds and guided lessons and lives. You're a coach, counselor, and cape-less hero who deserves endless thanks and a starting salary of ten million dollars a year. When inspiring and shaping the future of the world gets to be too much, flip open this Coloring Book for Grown Ups for some laughs and love! #Teacherlife is the best life! Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
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Southern Sayins And Sass A Chalkboard Coloring Book Well Bless Your Heart

Author : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1533320578
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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 - 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS Well sugar my foot! Hey, my lil' sugar pies! This book is for all y'all who are Southern born, Southern bred, or feel Southern deep down in your soul. When things in life get cattywampus and you're fixing' to throw a hissy fit, pick up this book and color until you're grinning' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater! Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
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Dad Life A Manly Adult Coloring Book

Author : Papterie Bleu Papterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 153331568X
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REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: GIFTS FOR DAD > HUMOR #Dadlife is the best life! Dad. Daddums. Dadarino. Dadaringalingadingdong. This is your life: Kids, Cooking, Carpool, Coaching, Calling out the backyard, "Keep that racket down, I'm trying to watch ESPN!" It sounds like you need a break! Why don't you grab this book, your kid's gel pens, and hide in the garage for a while? Drink a beer while you're at it, and feel the stress relieving magic of coloring this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound paper stock Large format 8.5" wide x 11.0" tall pages The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
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Chalkboard Coloring Book

Author : Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1530977398
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Hey Shug! Celebrate the Sass of Southern Sayins' with Chalkboard Art! All the beauty of coloring with chalk, but without the mess! These 30 pages are filled with with flowers and sassy southern sayings that could charm the skin off a snake!
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The Snarky Mandala Adult Coloring Book

Author : Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1530887879
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Regularly $10.99 On Sale For A Limited Time! "Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face.With a Chair." --The Snarky Mandala Just because Donald Trump's campaign speeches have inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn't mean we need another coloring book with the F-bomb on the cover. Let's combine that anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Shrug. Pages Include the following: I can't Even Some People Need a High Five in the Face Sorry I was Late Exercise Would Be More Fun If You Could Read My Mind The Secret Ingredient My Lack of Inner Peace I'd Agree with You Me? Crazy? May the Bridges I Burn I found Your Nose Again Reason You Look Down at Your Phone Life is Short Scars us for Life A Meal Without Wine Things are Getting Worse Wine Crisper Nap Tomorrow Spilled Wine Singing a Song Dear Karma Day Between Sat and Sun I Can't Adult Today At Least Be Drunk That Awkward Moment Right to Opinion Life is Full of Questions I'm Not Bossy Meh How do I Like My Eggs
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Dia De Los Perros Dog Sugar Skull Coloring Book

Author : Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1533315833
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Day & Night Edition: Each Coloring Page Offered on a Bright White Background & Dramatic Black Background For a Total of 60 Coloring Pages "El que con perros se acuesta, con pulgas amanece" "He who lies down with dogs, wakes up with fleas" Lassie. Benji. Snoopy. Toto. Scooby Doo. Pluto. Cujo. Rin Tin Tin. Spuds Mackenzie. Air Bud. Brian Griffin. Santa's Little Helper. The Shaggy Dog. Hooch. That dog the Soviets shot into space. B-I-N-G-O. See, you know more dogs than U.S. vice presidents. El Dia de los Perros pays tribute to the time-honored, special bond between man and his beloved beast, el perro. Cherish all the perros you know and love as you color 30 unique hand-drawn sugar skull illustrations of popular dogs. Relax and meditate on the beauty of man's best friend and celebrate canines with these one of a kind sugar skull drawings. Happy Coloring! Coloring Pages Included the Following Pups: French Bulldog Doberman Dalmation Great Dane Husky English Bulldog Labrador Retriever Poodle Pug Pomeranian Shih Tzu German Shepherd Rottweiler Golden Retriever Beagle Bulldog Yorkshire Terrier Boxer Dachshund Schnauzer Australian Shepherd Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Chihuahua Boston Terrier Mastiff Maltese American Foxhound Jack Russell Terrier Laika Bassett Hound Border Collie Bull Terrier Corki
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Verdammte Schei E Schlaf Ein

Author : Adam Mansbach
ISBN : 9783832185893
Genre : Humor
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Wer Kinder hat, weiß, dass Kuscheltiere und eine Gute-Nacht-Geschichte nicht immer helfen. Allzu oft bleibt ›Schlaf, Kindchen, schlaf‹ ein frommer Wunsch. Dann hockt man auf der Bettkante und könnte – bei aller Liebe – heulen vor Wut. ›Verdammte Scheiße, schlaf ein!‹ zeigt die ungeschminkte Wahrheit und ist dabei so komisch, dass man sich die Verzweiflung von der Seele lacht. »Muss noch immer lachen und weinen – ein scheißgutes Buch.« Julia Franck
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